My email server is having a few problems* which means that I am not getting all of my emails and you may or may not get notification if I didn’t get it. If you have sent me something in the last day and I have not replied, I have not gotten it. And, at least [...]

I hate the phone. I’ve always hated the phone. Even as a teenager. Seriously. For years, I assumed it was because I hate surprises (my nightmare: someone throwing me a surprise party and not telling me first so I can prepare myself for the surprise). This was the number one reason I didn’t play I [...]

The oil spill. It’s my ultimate distraction: a dose of disaster porn mixed with environmental & energy sustainability issues and, on top of that, it’s effecting my second home – the gulf coast. I don’t even want to consider the amount of time I spent reading random blog posts and opinions and theories. Most of [...]

An actual conversation I had last night while paying for my fruits & vegetables. Store Clerk: Work late today? Me: Yep. SC: What do you do? Me: …. I’m a… I’m a storyteller. SC: Really? That’s great! So you get paid to tell lies, then! Me: Ha! Yep! Exactily! I get paid to tell lies [...]